Gringo Bandito & Beer
Prairie Dog
Bloody Mary
Fletcher Dragge's "imfamous pepper belly"
Nick the Pirate's Buffalo Sloppin Sauce
Super Nachos
Guacamole
Brent's HabaƱero Omelet
Blag the Ripper's Carnitas Diablo
Exene's Deviled Eyes
WAF's "Greek Love" Quesadilla
Rick's Prison "Spread"
Quesadilla
Tostadas
Macho Machaca
Gringo Bandito's Secret Recipe Chili
"Chef Boy" Pasta
Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government)
Ramen Magnifico
Ghetto Pizza
Primo Chicharrones
WAF's "Greek Love" Quesadilla
by Warren Fitzgerald
The Greeks invented Democracy, Geometry, A certain unspeakable act... and Mediterranean Cuisine. Not sure whether to vacation in Cabo or Peloponnese? Your taste buds can do both- without breathing diesel fumes or hiring a skycap.
What you'll need:- Large flour tortillas
- Grated cheese- sharp cheddar, pepper jack, feta (crumbled)
- Sliced mixed olives
- Avocado
- Extra virgin olive oil
- A sprinkling of Gringo Bandito hot sauce
- Heat a large frying pan to a medium heat. Pour a thin layer of olive oil around the pan. Place tortilla in pan.
- On one half of the tortilla- add olives and cheeses (amount of feta depends on how "Greek" you want to get).
- Shake some Gringo Bandito over the cheese. Fold tortilla.
- Once the cheese melts, carefully flip tortilla and cook for another two minutes.
- Remove from pan and top with chilled avocado slices. (warm avocado is creepy)
- Enjoy with Sour cream, salsa and/or hummus if you want to be all fancy-pants. Pacifico beer or a tall glass of Ouzo completes the culinary journey all without having to remove your shoes or put your "hand lotion" in a clear plastic bag.

